This morning I woke up from a bad dream; A bear and cow had come and taken all my smoked salmon and carrots from my cooler on the porch. They each left a huge pile of poo and there was a note attached to one of the piles. I don’t remember what the note said, but it wasn’t friendly.
I woke up, hurried down from my loft, pulled my cooler inside, and ate smoked salmon for breakfast.
